Giving Up My New Year’s Resolutions
Wherein I allow others to give me New Year’s resolutions.
I've had some whiskey, and I've been thinkin'.
Wherein I allow others to give me New Year’s resolutions.
Wherein I discuss some of the music that has made me who I am.
Wherein I am nostalgic about the Space Shuttle program.
Wherein I review a movie about super-heroes.
Wherein I review a game and rewrite the ending so that it doesn’t suck.
Wherein I discuss Wikipedia’s anti-SOPA and PIPA blackout.
Wherein I give you my secret chili recipe.
Wherein I learn to say, “Also, fuck you.”
Wherein I reveal the dos and don’ts about river tubing.
Wherein I think about the circle of violence.