Wherein I give first impressions about Grand Theft Auto IV.

Wherein I review a game about being a juvenile delinquent.

Wherein I review a game about a bromance.

Wherein I review a game about fighting Metroids.

Wherein I review a popular game about being a soldier. And dying weirdly.

Wherein I have further thoughts about a game about stabbing people.

Wherein I review a game about stabbing people.

Wherein I review a team-combat game.