Tag: movies
Roger and Me
Wherein I eulogize one of my favorite people.
The Avengers: Hulk SMASH!
Wherein I review a movie about super-heroes.
Captain America, FUCK YEAH.
Wherein I review a movie about kicking the ever-living shit out of some Nazis.
Tron: Legacy
Wherein I review a movie about impossible computer physics.
Excellent Zombie Horror: REC 2
Wherein I review a movie with an unexpected plot twist.
Inception: I Wish I had Made This.
Wherein I review a movie about dreams.
Cool as Ice: A 20 Year Review
Wherein I review a movie made by an amazing cinematographer and a mediocre rap artist.
Iron Man 2: Maximum Sexism
Wherein I review a movie about a rich guy with expensive toys who treats women like objects.
Avatar: Relentless Cliche Assault
Wherein I talk mad shit about a popular film by one of my favorite directors.
2012: Disaster Porn of the Four-X Kind
Wherein I compare Roland Emmerich to a porn auteur.